PREORDER!!!  These are in production now and I should have them ready to ship in 7-14 days!
 
Can’t Decide? Let a small, shiny chunk of brass make all your terrible decisions for you!
 
Why rely on logic, experience, or even basic common sense when you can leave it to a six-sided hunk of questionable wisdom dangling from your keys? Spin it. Read it. Regret it. Repeat.
 
Machined from solid brass, and aged until it looks like it’s been whispering questionable advice for centuries.
 
Approx - .58" x .48"
 
Comes with FREE sticker!